You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
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You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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