Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
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Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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