if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
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Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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