Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
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i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
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my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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