i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
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Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
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No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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