Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
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who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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