But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
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Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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