I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
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Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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