life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
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you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
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I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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