You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
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im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
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