I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
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Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
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What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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