There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
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I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
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I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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