we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
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I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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