At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
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I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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