I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
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I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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