Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
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Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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