Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
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We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
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I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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