It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
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His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
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Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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