He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
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This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
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moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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