I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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