im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
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But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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