I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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