Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
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Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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