How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
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Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
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I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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