You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
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In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
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umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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