: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
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