How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
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In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
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Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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