i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
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no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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