Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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