I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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