My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
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Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
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So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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