After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
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i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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