I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
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I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
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I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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