Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
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his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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