4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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