Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
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He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
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