i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
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Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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