we made out on top of his cat.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
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I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I'm at about main and main street
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Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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