How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
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Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
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Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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