The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
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i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
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dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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