Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
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She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
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My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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