all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
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Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
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You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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