Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
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I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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