Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I love having hate sex.
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It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
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They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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