HIV tests are more positive than that guy
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
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I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
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If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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