i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
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I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
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I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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