READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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