my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
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how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
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I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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