I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
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So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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