OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
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She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize